Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

R.I.P. MJ...

I know... in someway I think every human is a little sad that Michael Jackson died. It's not like I loved him currently or even kept up with his career but believe me when I say I was pretty addicted in my earlier years. Kayla and I caught a bunch of his videos the other day and I couldn't stop thinking about all the visual gems the Jacksons have given us. From the moonwalk to Latoya's current face... Serious Entertainment! Pieces of this strange video kept coming to me but I couldn't remember it exactly and finally Chris knew exactly what I was talking about, title and all. I went ape for this as a child. Enjoy it all over again or maybe if you are lucky... for the first time.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Needs... NOT wants...

Word to the wise: Don't buy a house. Because you have to spend money on stuff like this...



And then you realize you could have bought these...

Same price... yuck! Sadly, I believe the Dries Van Noten contrast oxfords would get me further in life. The box would fit in my sisters car more easily and ya, I would wear them in my backyard while I tried to kill the gopher/mole(s) that are messing with my grass and sanity.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Ha-Ha-Hernia...



Thought this was a coincidental picture to stumble upon as I wrote "DVD Hernia... Gird Em'!" on a freshly packed box. Moving sucks... prepared or not.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Eyebrows...



Thank You Robin!!! The balloon gets me every time.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sundance 2009...


Another amazing and exhausting year tearing it up at the Sundance Film Festival with Kathryn. it is truly an addiction at this point. The key elements of the 10 day whirlwind: Laughing, Waiting, Slipping, Stalking, Long dangerous walks in the pitch black of night, Frigid tempuratres,Eating whatever comes your way when it comes your way, Viewing, Voting, Praising, Mocking, NOT SLEEPING,Bad winter fashions, Puking, Being scared of other people puking, Fake nose-bleeds, loving and hating volunteers, Jo, Jory, Kayla, Christopher, Jenna, Seahorse socks, Shuttles, Shuttles that get hit by cars, & finally some Yogurt Pretzels & Wasabi Fried Peas. Chimay!!!









(i swear the next post will be about the films that i loved... and maybe some that I hated.)

Monday, January 5, 2009

Saraghina, Saraghina...

One of my new favorite scenes... ever. From Fellini's 8 1/2. Enjoy.

Zombie shops for vintage jewelry...

Friday, November 7, 2008

Truly Wild...

Well San Francisco was everything i was expecting and more. Fashion, shopping, dancing and above all LAUGHING. There are still one liners that have me laughing as I fall asleep. Thanks for putting me up and showing me a good time H&A.







How many animals died to make this gem of an outfit?



"Alix, is this your jam?" "Probably..."







Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloweenies...

It's that time again.
Yes, there is a party this year
Here are some snippets of years past to wet your appetite.









Friday, October 24, 2008

If you're going to SF...




I am going to San Francisco tomorrow to get some culture and to visit Heather & Alix. I have already been warned about crack den living, doug the dog's hair, intense snoring, alter egos Sharon and Nikki, and all of the fun we are going to have. These are two of the hippest and funniest people I have encountered. Guarantee: 80% of our time together will consist of shopping. I can't wait.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

My back is jacked...


I really jacked my back up the other day. It was wild at work and I moved like 1400 heavy things. Just another day at the office, really. Then I am home that night and I reach for something on my bed and to guote my friend Kevin, "it was like I had been shot!" I'm coping, popping meds, laying in weird positions, yoga, etc. But I only post this to say to all you back-achers... I feel your pain. I used to not sympathize with people who always said their back hurt. I get it!! It freakin' consumes your body and it is WILD. Done. I pray for the healing powers.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

What the laugh?

Literally turned on the TV and instantly saw this. Whoa. I have been laughing about this for days, oh and of course imitating it at every possible opportunity.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

I'm a costume?



With just a few of the correct accessories you can disguise yourself as me. I laughed real hard when this happened.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Boo!


You're kidding, right?

H-H-Hello

Score! I found one of my favorite movies of all time used on DVD. My videocassette of Party Girl was so tired. This scene is worth a million bucks. Oh Parker, will you ever know my love?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Roller Nite

So last night became a night of amazing rollerskating film magic. A group of us watched this gem which I just discovered whilst perusing Netflix. If you have any love for bad 70's movies, ridiculous dialogue, or disco music then you should check Roller Boogie out. Also, there is more hypnotically interesting fashion than you can shake a stick at. Um, Linda Blair? Really? From The Exorcist to this?



The viewing of this of course turned into highlights of Xanadu for a lucky virgin to the film. Her eyes had not yet been opened to the hot magic that is Xanadu. If you are reading this and saying to yourself, "I've never seen Xanadu" then you should call in sick or cancel your plans or do whatever you need to to get to watching ASAP.


Tempting photo, no?

Monday, August 11, 2008

There is no excuse for my absence

I really don't want to go into my lack of posts. I maybe just have nothing to say. So i will just post these pathetic and creepy images.





Friday, April 25, 2008

Seriously?

So I am crazy about the Kill Bill movies. I have specifically avoided ever buying them because I always knew that Quentin would release some super-extended-deluxe-kill-all-the-crazy-88 version that would blow my mind. But it never happened. So the other night i am at Target with Kayla and finally just break down and buy them. At that moment I said, "Well at least now that I am buying these the freaking amazing version will finally come out." Well my friends, Peter just gave me this news!!! It is true, more anime and cut as one film. Supposedly a whole anime sequence about another character. I cannot wait. It won't be out for a while but it is going to happen. Get Excited!!

Zombie

Zombie arrives at Disneyland.


Zombie dines at the Blue Bayou.


Zombie sees the castle for the very first time.


Zombie rides the teacups with Tami.


Zombie borrows Mister Toad's Wild Ride.


Oh Zombie.