R.I.P. Panic Attack...

Well, I came home from San Francisco to find that ol' Panic Attack just couldn't handle his own nerves anymore. I'll miss ya, you freak. Oh Panics, this is a wild photo of you. Truth? I think you were swimming for a second when I put you in the toilet and flushed. If this is the case I hope you can forgive me. They're dropping like flies people.

R.I.P. Cherry Darling...

Sad News. Recently my fish Cherry Darling gave up the ghost. She's dead man. Yes, she was named after this...

But I just wanted to take a minute and tell her what a great fish she was. Super chic and kind of flirty and no I didn't tell her my peoblems like on Diff'rent Strokes but she would have listened if I needed her to. In other news, Panic Attack (my other fish) is doing just fine. Still panicking every minute of the day. Look at those eyes...sheer terror.


But there is a new fish in town. Meet El Greco!!!


Yes, he is named after him...


El Greco does like to party late though and has a tiny drug problem. He says he's got everything under control. This is what it looks like when he leaves the club late at night with a new supermodel. The camera flashes go wild.